toto
2006-12-01 23:30:28 UTC
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,
the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. So,
frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot
of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all
the
cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped
the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all
over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw
off
the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas
tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
to
stick it?"
And so began the tradition
of the little angel on top
of the Christmas tree.
--
Dorothy
There is no sound, no cry in all the world
that can be heard unless someone listens ..
The Outer Limits
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,
the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. So,
frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot
of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all
the
cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped
the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all
over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw
off
the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas
tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
to
stick it?"
And so began the tradition
of the little angel on top
of the Christmas tree.
--
Dorothy
There is no sound, no cry in all the world
that can be heard unless someone listens ..
The Outer Limits